Hamburger and Chips

	Who's next ?
		I'll have a hamburger and chips and a chocolate milk-shake, please.
	Hamburger, chips and chocolate milk-shake. To eat here.. or to take away ?
		To eat here.
	That's two pounds fifty, please.
		We'll go and find a table, Ben.	Nick
	Right.
		Hamburger, chips and chocolate milk-shake- here you are, sir.
	Thanks.
		Next, please...
	Move up, Tara.
		This food is disgusting. Whose idea was it to come here ?	Nick
Tara	Yours.
		It was a bad idea. The steak is like leather ...and the chips are cold.	Nick
Zoot	The best thing here is the ketchup.

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There Must Be Some Mistake

	Are you in charge here ?
		Yes, I am. What can I do for you ?
	We're the 'Arrows of Desire'.
		Who are the 'Arrows of Desire' ?
	We're the group that you booked for tonight.
		I didn't book a group. I booked a folk-singer called Nick Yates.
	Well, I'm a rock singer called Nick Yates. How about that ?
		There must be some mistake. I was expecting a folk-singer.
	What kind of place is this ?
		It's a folk-club.
	Nobody mentioned that to us.
		There's obviously been a breakdown in communication.
	What we need to clarity is this Are we in the right place at the wrong time ? Or in the wrong place at the right time ?
		More to the point Do you want the group to play, Mr Snow ?
	Why not ? Bring your equipment in.

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Those Poor Fish

	Tim, I've got a bone to pick with you.
		What's the matter, Mrs Bennett ?
	Your cat wants to eat my goldfish.
		Oh, dear, I'm sorry.
	He keeps coming into my garden and sitting by the pond. And he stares at the goldfish. I'm very worried.
		I don't think he could catch them, even if he tried.
	Those poor fish.. must be terrified.
		I'm sure they're safe, as long as they stay in the water.
	How would you like it if a great big cat kept staring at you ?
		Maybe my cat is just fascinated by fish.
	Of course he is. Cats love fish that's what they eat ! This is no laughing matter, Tim.
		I'm sorry, Mrs Bennett. I'll have a word with him.

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I'm Very Sorry

	Hallo, Adam.
		Hallo, Stephanie.
	Lucy's not back yet. Come in. I'm very sorry to hear about your father.
		It's kind of you to say so.
	How's your mother ?
		She's very upset, as you'd expect. But she's a strong woman. And it wasn't really a surprise.
	Was your father ill ?
		No, but he was in his eighties.
	I had no idea that he was so old.
		He fooled a lot of people. He was a tough old fellow. I'm going to miss him. But I suppose death comes to us all eventually.
	When's the funeral ?
		On Wednesday.

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