Love

A boy was in the park with a charming young girl. He was very shy and so the girl tended to load the conversation.

- 'Do you like my eyes, Johnny?'

+ 'Er... yes', the boy said.

- 'And do you think that my long, blonde hair hangs like silk over my beautiful shoulders?'

+ 'Er... yes... yes, I do.'

- 'And do you love being with me here in the moonlight, Johnny?'

+ 'Oh, yes... yes, I do.'

- 'Oh, Johnny, I love the way you talk. You say such lovely things about me.'

+ Darling !

- Yes, darling?

+ Nothing, darling... just 'Darling', darling.