It's Given Me Spots

	I bought this perfumes here this morning.
		Oh, yes. I remember. A bottle of 'Dawn'.
	That's right. Well, I put some on after lunch ... and look what has happened.. It has given me spots.
		Oh, dear. I hope it wasn't the perfume.
	What do you mean ? Of course it was the perfume. I've never had spots before.
		Have you seen a doctor ?
	My doctor is seven thousand miles away a Australia !
		Does it itch ?
	It certainly does. What do you put in that staff-rat poison ?
		Look, I think you should see our local doctor. Let me telephone him.